FT$ Fantasy Football League

[Kyle]

Well, shit. Stay safe.

Guessing Corey and WMD are possibly in a similar situation.

[towelie]

are we pausing the draft if someone is late, or are we going to proceed as scheduled?

i want the latter

[Kyle]

Reasonable accommodations will be made if needed for our Michigan pals.

[WMD]

I hope everyone is as entertainmented by towelie as I am

[WMD]

Originally Posted by Xiomera

Might be drafting from my phone. Storms just knocked out my power. I’m currently locked down in a Sam’s Club.

I saw we had some storms coming and had the same thought. That sucks.

Also I'm in a much cooler area than Xio and Brodie. I drove by a police chase near Mark Ingram's high school a couple days ago.

[Xiomera]

Originally Posted by WMD

I saw we had some storms coming and had the same thought. That sucks.

Also I'm in a much cooler area than Xio and Brodie. I drove by a police chase near Mark Ingram's high school a couple days ago.

I’m not where you think I am anymore. It’s just as cool as your area.

[towelie]

xio and brodie are definitely affluent white males losing touch with the things that made them special and cool as children


these are
the days of our lives

[towelie]

Originally Posted by Kyle

Reasonable accommodations will be made if needed for our Michigan pals.

that's bullshit because while i make you-cum-and-ate-you, you would never accommodate me for severe weather

[WMD]

I'm gonna have a Bang energy drink during the draft so I can be in the fucking zone.

[nepg]

I'm going to be blitzed when this thing starts.

[towelie]

Originally Posted by WMD

I'm gonna have a Bang energy drink during the draft so I can be in the fucking zone.

i've done the caffeine PED route but the clock ticking down can cripple you with anxiety and indecision

[towelie]

Originally Posted by nepg

I'm going to be blitzed when this thing starts.

define blitzed

[nepg]

Originally Posted by towelie

define blitzed

Margarita #5 is being shaken

[towelie]

you think guys in draft war rooms drink to calm their nerves?

[nepg]

Originally Posted by towelie

you think guys in draft war rooms drink to calm their nerves?

No.

[Xiomera]

I drove to my work where they still have power so I could charge my laptop and grab my other work computer just so I can kick everyone’s ass in this draft tonight.

[Kyle]

If it came down to me having to drive to my work to charge my laptop I would have just taken all of your money and disappeared.

[nepg]

Should we have a vote whether the league pool should go into meme stocks/currency? I'm for it.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I second this motion. We'll be playing for millions by January!

[Xiomera]

Originally Posted by Kyle

If it came down to me having to drive to my work to charge my laptop I would have just taken all of your money and disappeared.

Top 10 other reasons Kyle would take our money and disappear:

10. A pretty girl smiled at him and he needed the funds to buy her dinner.
9. Payment to towelie for “relations” when said date didn’t go well.
8. To put a hit out on Jensen for also being named Kyle. Unacceptable.
7. TJ Maxx was having a sale on khakis.
6. Covid-19 (you’d think this would rank higher!)
5. He actually did invest the entry fees into cryptocurrency and is already rich.
4. He actually did invest the entry fees into cryptocurrency and is already dead.
3. To fulfill his lifelong dream of relocating to beautiful Gary, Indiana
2. The shame of another losing WAR season.
1. All of Xio’s ideas and questions about the settings prompted his early demise.