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Old 09-14-2021, 11:45 PM   #90421
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I found caterpillars on my tomato plants and I'm unnecessarily upset.
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Old 09-15-2021, 12:14 AM   #90422
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Did Babs die again?
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Old 09-15-2021, 12:16 AM   #90423
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I found caterpillars on my tomato plants and I'm unnecessarily upset.
I found 1 of my tomatoes laying on the ground all chewed up, and then the other 2 ripe ones were split open on the vine. So I've got zero tomatoes off my plant this season. I'm debating cutting my losses and picking the green ones and doing fried green tomatoes.
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Old 09-15-2021, 02:27 AM   #90424
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I was gonna see Shang-Chi and the Card Counter today but Norm's death was too strong for me to do anything besides Dirty Work. I can't believe Artie Lang outlived most of the cast of that movie.
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Old 09-15-2021, 03:43 AM   #90425
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It's like getting a brand new show.
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Old 09-15-2021, 06:16 AM   #90427
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The best comedians are the comedians who refuse to play by other people's rules and push back when told "no". Norm was elite.

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Old 09-15-2021, 06:19 AM   #90428
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I demand 24 hour watch patrols for Burr and Chappelle to keep them safe and alive.

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Old 09-15-2021, 07:57 AM   #90429
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Old 09-15-2021, 08:56 AM   #90430
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Old 09-15-2021, 10:50 AM   #90431
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They cut off the intro, but I still remember watching this joke on a comedy central rerun of SNL probably 20 years ago.
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Old 09-15-2021, 01:45 PM   #90432
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Norm's last tweets were about betting on golf. He truly was a man of the people.
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Old 09-15-2021, 01:51 PM   #90433
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Dirty Work
"oh my god I've never seen so many dead hookers in all my life"
"lord knows I have"
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Old 09-15-2021, 02:21 PM   #90434
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Dirty Work is a completely underappreciated movie.

We can't go without mentioning Celebrity Jeopardy and this might be the best one:

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Old 09-15-2021, 04:29 PM   #90435
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Old 09-15-2021, 04:49 PM   #90436
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Old 09-15-2021, 05:14 PM   #90437
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I'm not watching a 35 minute video on youtube. know your audience, towel.
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Old 09-15-2021, 05:16 PM   #90438
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it's all oj jokes that i hadn't heard before

you're a fake
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Old 09-15-2021, 05:19 PM   #90439
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It's pretty great though, and you don't actually need to "watch" it, just imagine norm at a desk and you got it

I was thinking the other day are there any evil Norms out there? They all seem to be loving
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Old 09-15-2021, 05:35 PM   #90440
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it's true. I am actually jerrah, that is my real persona.
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